Saturday, June 8, 2013

Help, Mom! There are Arminians Under My Bed!



Yes, this appears to be the title of a children's book written by a Calvinist pastor from a church in Sidney, Montana.

Over at his blog Moral Minority David Swartz quotes from one of the customer reviews:

We bought this for our three boys, Beza, Calvin, and Van Till! They loved every minute of this book! Buying this book will root my children in a holy fear of the Arminian heresy!!! The joy they got out of this book made me almost as happy as when little Calvin started quoting the Institutes, little Van Till argued for the existence of God by assuming He existed, and little Beza threw rocks at that Methodist kid in his class! I know that God has predestined them to great things!!! I am so proud of my three little supralapsarians!!!

Swartz thinks it is a hoax.  It just might be.